Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Stupid Criminals

Dennis Newton was on trial in 1985 for armed robbery in Oklahoma City. Assistant District Attorney Larry Jones asked one of the witnesses, the supervisor of the store that had been robbed, to identify the robber. When she pointed to the defendant, Newton jumped to his feet, accused the witness of lying, and said, “I should have blown your —ing head off!” After a moment of stunned silence, he added, “If I’d been the one that was there.” The jury sentenced Newton to 30 years in prison.




Stephen Le and two juvenile companions tried to break in to a parked pickup truck in Larkspur, California, on the night of September 27, 1989. But the owner caught them in the act, chased them, and hailed a police car. Le and one of his friends climbed a fence and ran. It soon became apparent that they had chosen the wrong fence – this one surrounded the property of San Quentin prison. The suspects were booked for investigation of auto burglary and trespassing on state property, although charges were never filed. “Nothing like this has ever happened here before,” said Lieutenant Cal White. “People just don’t break in to prison every day.”




In February 2004, Carlos Henrique Auad of Petropolis, Brazil, broke into a bar near his home and stole a television set. A few nights later, Auad tried to break in to the same bar through the roof. This time, carrying a gun, he slipped and fell and shot himself in the right foot. Auad went straight home, but failed to notice that he left a trail of blood that led right to his door. He was arrested by police who found the television set.

13 comments:

  1. some people aren't born with enough intelligence.

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  2. oh lol
    i really dont know what to say about these men. pure stupidity

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  3. lol, is it REALLY that easy to break into a prison?

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  4. How do you not even realize that you're at a jail when you hop the fence?

    snaztoday.blogspot.com

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  5. Too stupid for crime and too stupid to work.

    Not a lot of options?

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  6. Yeah, some were just ment to be HOs with no choice but conducting HO business.

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  7. Stupid criminals?? They exist?? Mind. Blown.

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  8. epic fail...they deserve what they got

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